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sonu Posted In Jokes
10 hours ago

husband aur wife mein baatcheet bandh thi..,
subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha..
usne raat ko paper par likha,
"mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena.. urgent kaam hai..!!!"
aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh diya...
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Subah 8 baje jab utha to dekha uske upar bahut saare paper pade the aur sab par likha tha,
"uth jao 5 baj gaye",
"pls. uth jao,
warna late ho jaaoge"
Moral- wife se panga loge to yahi haal hoga..
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sonu Posted In Jokes
10 hours ago

Wife pings husband on whatsapp : call kr bc balance khtm ho gya he ! Urgent. ....
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It took 15 minutes for husband to understand that bc means "Because" !! grin.png grin.png tongue.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
11 hours ago

Pappu Ko Dast (loose motion) Lag Jaate Hai To Woh Doctor Ke Pass Jata Hai
Doctor Puchta Hai: “Kya Tumne Kela Lekar Dekha?”
Pappu Jawab Deta Hai:
“Haan Kela To Liya Tha Lekin Jab Nikala To Phir Shuru Ho Gaye grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
22 hours ago

Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ??
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Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte..
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Boy:" Haan mujhe to jaise mere baap ne..
"Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao
abhiyan Ka Chairman bana rakha h.. devil.png

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23 hours ago

Rishte pe naaz karo, kal jitna Bharosa tha utna Aaj karo.
Rishta wo nahi jo sirf Gum or Khushi m sath de.
Rishta to wo h jo Harpal Apnepan ka Ehsas de...

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sonu Posted In Jokes
23 hours ago

1970:"Dulha Dahej Me Sasurji se radio Mangta Tha.....
1980:"Cycle.....
1990:"motor cycle...
2000:"Car....
2014...Bas Bina Boyfrnd wali dulhan deDO.. Baki mein kama lunga

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sonu Posted In Jokes
23 hours ago

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki
se:
"aap dance karogi.. smile.png)
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Ladki sharma k boli: "yes."
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki "kursi" main le jaon
Didi ..??!!!!! grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
23 hours ago

Star Plus Serials:
Episode 1:
larka aur larki pas se guzarte hain mgr notice nai kia..
Episode 50:
larka aur larki apas main takrate hain..
Episode 100:
larke aur larki ki frndshp ho jati hai..
Episode 200:
dono ko apas main pyar ho jata hai..
Episode 400:
larki married nikali...
Episode 500:
larke ki shadi ho chuki hai..
Episode 600:
larki ka husband mar jata hai..
Episode 700:
purana pyar phir se jagta hai..
Episode 800:
larki larke ki wife ko maarne ki try karti hai..
Episode 999:
Drama daikhne wala hi mar gya hai..
Hahahahaha...tongue.png:-

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sonu Posted In Jokes
23 hours ago

Ek Ladki dupatta muh pe Lapete
hue scooty pe jaa rahi thi,
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Samne se ek aadmi bike se aate
hue bola: Aye CHAMIYA Zara duptta
hatake chehra to dikha,
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Ladki:
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PAPA mai hu Aapki Guddi

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23 hours ago

To kya hua aaj agar wo mere saath nai hai !
Mai aaj bi us se utni hi mohabbat karta hu
is liye nahi ki koi aur nahi mili
par is liye ki us se mohabbat karne se fursat hi nahi mili smile.png

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