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sonu Posted In Jokes
10 hours ago

Status uploaded by a Heart
broken
boy ;-(
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dabbay mai dabba dabbay
main
cake...
Ek ladki add huwi thi wo bhi
fake....."

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sonu Posted In Jokes
12 hours ago

Guy friend - "Bhai, Hike pe hai?"
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Me - "Nahi bhai, Bakwas hai, pehle
hi bade app hain"
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Hot girl - "Are you on Hike or Viber?"
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Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber and all
messaging apps* Haan hun na
Take my number" grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
15 hours ago

Aaj Ki Date Mein Koi Ladki Agar Ye
Status Bhi Daalti Hai Na Ki ~
A For ' ELEPHANT
Usme Bhi Ladke Aake Ye Comment Karenge
=> Yeah - Right Babiie. tongue.png grin.png
=> Jaanu, mujhe bhi sikhao na.

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Meanwhile Anushka Sharma sends friend request to Ishant Sharma.
Kohli says: Sharma-Sharma = Bhai-Behen! tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

England after losing the match..
Root - Ishant yaar teri Ball Smjh main nhi aa rhi thi?
Ishant - 'Dil me ata hun..Samajh me nahin..' grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

उनकी गलीसे गुजरा तो चौबारा नजर आया!
वा!
वा!
वा!
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.उनकी गलीसे गुजरा तो चौबारा नजर आया,
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उसकी माँ ने देखा तो बोली,
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हात पाँव तोड दुंगी,जो दुबारा यहाँ नजर आया! tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

"Duniya ka sbse khatarnaak hathiyaar kya hai?????......
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Nahi pata?????....
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Ladki ! ..... ache acho ki wat laga deti ......fir chahe pyar ho ya dosti........ wink.png tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Dhanush: Oye rickshawale isse paise
matt lenaa bhabhi hai
tumhari.. .
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Rickshawala: Haan shakal se toh
saala tu mera bhai hi lag raha hai... grin.png grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class
girl
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Boy- I love u.
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Girl- Stupid I am
older than u
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Boy- I am mad in your love,
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Girl- Get lost
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boy- Didi plzzz..set ho jao na ..

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

सालो पहले गायक मुकेश जी ने एक सवाल पूछा था
"पानी रे पानी तेरा रंग कैसा.
इस सवाल का जवाब इतने साल बाद,
महान वैज्ञानिक हनीसिंग से मिला
" ब्लू है पानी पानी पानी " grin.png

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