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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

After getting the friend request on
facebook
from an unknown guy.
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Girl : Hey do i know you ?
Boy : Of course no !!!
Girl : Then why the hell did you
send me a
request? devil.png
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(here is awesome reply from the guy)
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Boy : Well facebook suggests me to
add you
again and again…
and
I don’t want to “HURT” Facebook!! tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Husband Wife Car Mein Jaa Rahe The.
Husband Ne Wife Ko Darane Ke Liye Car Ko Tez Speed Se Chalaya Aur Puchha.
Husband: “Dekhi Meri Speed?”
Achanak Car Band Ho Gayi.
Wife Zor-Zor Se Hasne Lagi.
Hasband: “Kya Hua?”
Wife: “Kuch Nahi, Kal Raat Ki Yaad Aa Gayi“ grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Railway Track Ki Photo Bani Hui Thi.
Ladki Ke Saath Khada Hua Ek Baccha T-Shirt Ki Taraf Badi Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Ladki: “Beta, Kabhi Railway Track Nahi Dekhe Kya?”
Baccha: “Railway Track To Bohat Dekhe Hain Lekin Railway Track Par Speed Breaker Pehle Baar Dekh Raha Hun.” tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Dear crush,
Block karde mujhe
warna pyaar hojayega tujhe! tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Agar kissi ko road pe pade hue rupaye mil jaaye to agley Ek week tak wo zameen dekhte hue chalta hai. tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

कॉमेडी नाइट्स में कपिल के पंच रिपीट हो सकते हैं पर सिद्धू पाजी की टाई और पगड़ी का कलर कॉम्बिनेशन नहीं ! ओ छा गए गुरू !

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

एक लड़के को फेसबुक पे एक सुंदर लड़की रात के 12 बजे के बाद और भी सुंदर लगने लगती है. tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

पतलापन... तिरछापन... टेढ़ापन... आत्मविश्वास में कमी...
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जी हाँ, हम अखिलेश यादव की नाक की बात कर रहे हैं। tongue.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
1 day ago

Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?”
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir Bola
Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?”
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha: “Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?”
Budhi Chillate Hue: “Pagal Buddhe, Ye Teesri Baar Haan Bol Rahi Hu“ grin.png

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sonu Posted In Jokes
2 days ago

Ladki: Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !
Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
4: Gajrela bana lena... Nahi to ..
5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
7: Achaar bana lena !!
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Kake jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne post kiya hai!!! tongue.png tongue.png

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